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Since 2006, my loving nod to Merlin Mann's 5ives :-) A member of the Deep Mustard network

Thursday, January 25, 2007


5 Things You Can Do With A Booger (Thanks, Biz Markie)

  1. Put boogers on a basketball and pass it to him
  2. Pluck it dead in his lap
  3. Slip a little green one inside his spaghetti
  4. Pull out about five, pluck every last one of them dead in his eye
  5. Put out one, or a crusty crew

Wednesday, January 10, 2007


5 Things You Can Put On Toast (that taste mighty good)

1. Butter
2. Butter + Jelly (the gentleman prefers Strawberry)
3. Apple butter
4. Honey
5. Cinnamon and Sugar


5 Things You Can Do With "The Horns"

1. Play It Loud (I'm Black and I'm Proud)!
2. Hit me with them!
3. Take me to the bridge!
4. Hit me -- one time!
5. Hit me -- two time!

Saturday, January 06, 2007


5 Things You Can Do With "The Drummer"

  1. Give him some.
  2. Hear him get wicked.
  3. Have him bring that beat back.
  4. Get funky one time.
  5. Get funky two time.

note: why does the drummer need to be a 'he'? I'm not quite sure.

Monday, January 01, 2007


5 Things I've Eaten From A Pushcart Vendor In NYC

  1. Sabrett Hot Dog with ketchup and onion sauce
  2. Soft Pretzel with ketchup (because the guy put it into the yellow 'mustard' container)
  3. A Gyro with the yogurt sauce
  4. Lamb on a stick
  5. Fresh roasted peanuts with some sort of sticky sweet honey stuff on them


5 Things That Taste Good Fried

  1. French Fries from Five Guys in Avon, CT (or All-American in Massapequa, NY)
  2. My mother-in-law's empanadas
  3. Fish and Chips
  4. Taro covered shrimp at the dim sum places
  5. Ice Cream


5 Things Flea the Cat Says To Me

  1. "Ack!"
  2. "Ack!"
  3. "Ack!"
  4. "Ack!"
  5. "Squeak!"


5 Places I've Thrown Up In

  1. The emergency room parking lot at UCONN Health Center
  2. The nurse's office in Schwarting Elementary School
  3. As quietly as possible Christmas Eve night at my mother-in-law's house
  4. A plastic garbage bag in my roommate's car
  5. Along the New Jersey turnpike on the way home from Washington DC


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