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Tuesday, July 29, 2008


5 Things The "My Buddy" Doll Would Do If He Was A *Real* Buddy

  1. Spot you $10 at the bar when you were short.
  2. Be your wingman when trying to pick up girls.
  3. Donate a kidney to you, since you both had the same blood type.
  4. Provide a solid alibi, in case the cops were asking.
  5. When you broke up with your girlfriend, tell you how much of a bitch she was, and how much better off you were without her.

Sunday, July 20, 2008


5 Things That Let You Know The Relationship Is Over

  1. A swift kick in the groin.
  2. The holiday gifts go from "jewelry" to "ring pop".
  3. She tells you on Facebook.
  4. 'Your song' goes from Etta James' "At Last" to Greg Kihn's "The Breakup Song (They Don't Write 'Em)" 
  5. There's a garage sale going on outside your house, but it's just your stuff, and it's all free.


5 Songs That Can Be Heard At Timeout During An NBA Game

  1. Salt N' Pepa - "Push It"
  2. Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock - "It Takes Two"
  3. Gary Glitter - "Rock N Roll (Part 2)"
  4. Tag Team - "Whoomp! There It Is"
  5. Village People - "YMCA"

Sunday, July 06, 2008


5 Rejected References From The Beastie Boys' "Paul's Boutique"

  1. "Got more rhymes than Fran's got Drescher"
  2. "Got more flavor than a communion wafer"
  3. "More funky than Barry White's underarm"
  4. "The girl was hotter than Patrick Ewing's jockstrap"
  5. "Serve you on a platter like Kraft food dinner"


5 Things That I Hate About Facebook

  1. The people you want to connect with aren't using Facebook, and the folks you want to avoid are.
  2. Poking somebody isn't as cool as the name suggests.
  3. No, I do not wish to play Scrabulous -- stop asking me!
  4. It's just like a High School reunion (where everybody around you seems to be living a better life than you, is skinnier than you, and drives a better car than you), except you're not having to wait 10/15/20 years to have that rubbed in your face.
  5. No, really -- stop asking me to play Scrabulous! It's getting annoying!


5 Things I Love About My iPod Shuffle (even though they all start with 'No')

  1. No getting distracting with what song to listen to -- it's 1 playlist, and it's shuffling, period.
  2. No getting involved with rating my songs while playing -- there's no way to rate the songs.
  3. No worries about having album art -- there's no display anyway.
  4. No display means better battery life, can play it for 3 hours of commuting as well as 8 hours of work without breaking a sweat.
  5. No shiny mirror back to scratch -- I just clip it to my shirt and take it with me.


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