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Saturday, October 25, 2008

 

5 Rules For Dogs And Property

  1. If I like it, it’s mine.
  2. If it's in my mouth, it’s mine.
  3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
  4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
  5. If I buried it somewhere, it must not have been yours anyway.

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Monday, October 20, 2008

 

5 Things I'll Miss About Grandma

Note: My grandmother passed away on February 22, 2008. Tomorrow she'll be buried at sea, and I wanted to pass on some fond memories to you.
  1. The smell of mothballs in her house.
  2. The box of Luden's cough drops she always carried in her purse.
  3. Her tounge sticking out whenever I tried to take her picture.
  4. The best meatballs ever cooked by a Lithuanian.
  5. Her Boston accent, since she only spoke, in her words, "The Queen's English".

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Saturday, October 11, 2008

 

5 Things Rob Base Want You To Do (According To "It Takes Two")

  1. Bring all the suckers, 'cause all them he'll stomp.
  2. It won't hurt to listen to Red Alert.
  3. Take off your shirt, make sure it don't hit the dirt.
  4. Go to the Wiz and select it.
  5. Take it off the rack, if it's wack put it back.

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5 Reasons I'm Not Voting McCain / Palin (whether they're true or not!)

  1. Dude looks like he cool keel over any second now. Should they have a second-string candidate?
  2. McCain has one 'Nam flashback, and he's pressing the red button. Who knows where those ICBMs are headed? Goodbye, Baltimore!
  3. Palin's whole MILF factor makes me uncomfortable. It's like voting for Angelina Jolie...
  4. It kind of negates the whole "Obama is the Messiah" thing that's going on. Everyone likes a happy ending.
  5. Al Gore invented the internet; didn't become president.  McCain invented the Blackberry! -- See where I'm going with this? Inventors have no time for puny stuff like presidency...

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Sunday, October 05, 2008

 

5 Videos You Will Always See On "America's Funniest Videos" On Any Given Night

  1. Grandpa losing his dentures.
  2. A kid trying to hit a piñata, but instead smacking somebody's nuts.
  3. Dogs and cats not getting along.
  4. A baby with some sort of food item in it's hair.
  5. Somebody slipping on ice and falling down... hard.

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5 Things You Can't Shout In A Crowded Movie Theater

  1. "Fire!"
  2. "Hey, Who farted?"
  3. "Don't go in there! He's got an axe!"
  4. "These aren't Raisinettes! I asked for Raisinettes!"
  5. "Hello? I can't talk now... I'm watching a movie... Hello? Can you - can you hear me? A moooovie... Yeah, I'm at the movies now..."

posted by Unknown  # 5:02 AM 0 Comments

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