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Monday, August 18, 2008

 

5 People I Imagine Would Be At An Orgy

  1. "The Stache" - The man with entirely too much body hair. Seems entirely over-confident.
  2. "The Model" - Has a body that's entirely too perfect, like Michaelangelo's David.
  3. "The Prude" - Sits in the corner, fully clothed. You're not quite sure why they're even there.
  4. "The Star" - Their performance is a little over the top, done for the entertainment of the rest of the crowd.
  5. "The Woody Allen" - This person cannot locate a partner. Spends the evening fumbling around in the dark and knocks over an antique lamp. Apologizes profusely.

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